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Subject: Three Musketeers
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Date: 2020-08-14T16:57:12
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Thinking on this a little more, I think you have to make Ringo d'Artagnan, and play up his country-bumpkin-ness.

Then George is Aramis (obviously) and Paul is Athos, so that makes John Porthos.