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Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!ultron!uunet!batcomputer!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2019-10-15T12:23:24
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Last December, the House of Commons was shocked when one of the MPs picked up the ceremonial mace. Apparently this is something that happens every couple dozen years. It never goes well for the picker-upper.