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Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!glados!extro!goatrectum!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-09-04T02:22:26
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GNU Hurd, the only vaporware project even later than Perl 6, is apparently still a thing.